• spenceromg:

    do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

    (via bastille)

  • ewokk:

    kissing is great

    but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

    (via sandandglass)

  • angelwithwormstache:

    portablemiah:

    benskid:

    portablemiah:

    illegal immigrants? you mean white people

    except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

    did you actually just say white people created society in america

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    (via grantire)

  • youwinagainmoffat:

    porrimscondomstash:

    When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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    A little while (a week or so) after I saw this post for the first time, I fell asleep without blowing out my candle by accident. When I woke up suddenly, my hand flew up and I knocked it onto a paper towel and almost burned down my room. And instead of freaking out after I put it out, I went back to sleep softly crying “Wakey wakey big mistakey” and slept another 6 hours.

    (Source: porrimsspookycondomstash, via grantire)

  • yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU????

    REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT????

    i think so too

    (via gnarly)

  • megacharizardxxx:

    "why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

    (via hotboyproblems)

  • kissmeok:

    love/couples

    • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
    • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
  • kissmeok:

    ♡Love/Couples♡

    (via so-personal)

  • captaiinmarvel:

    when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

    (Source: faithlehaane, via bastille)

  • notahoe:

    just another day of not being rich and famous

    (Source: cyberho, via sorry)